I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
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yeah.
lol’n hard
DEAR LORD
Lol, this is great.
this is the best thing i’ve seen on tumblr in a while.
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America’s Got Talent
It doesn’t.
You don’t need talent when you’ve got freedom.
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shoutouts to having boobs big enough that everything thats even slightly oversized makes you look stupid and also pregnant
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